FROM THE PASTOR---
“Think of us in this way, as servants of Christ and stewards of God’s
mysteries. Moreover, it is required of
stewards that they be found trustworthy.” (I Cor. 4:1-2)
I like to read various mystery novels, like those written by
Agatha Christie or by Mary Higgins Clark, etc.
There are two ways to read a mystery novel. The quickest way is to skim through the first
few pages, find out who was killed and who the suspects are, and then skip
immediately to the end to find out who did it.
That is the quickest way, but not at all the most exciting.
The other way to read a mystery novel is to settle in to your cozy chair
and start from page one. You read
through the book word by word, following all the twists and turns that the
writer has included to keep you guessing as to who did it. You find yourself captured by it all and you
can’t put the book down, even when it gets so late at night. You read on until finally, you come to the
dramatic ending and you finally know who the guilty person is.
Impatient readers might prefer the quicker method. Yet true mystery fans will tell you that the
second way is much more fulfilling. Likewise,
some people say that it doesn’t matter how we do things, as long as we get them
done. All that matters is the end
result. You know the saying, “the end
justifies the means.” Our Lord Jesus
clearly disagrees with that approach. He
described the Christian life as a process, not merely a final, end
product. That is why He calls us to take
up the burden of that cross daily and to say a clear YES to God in every moment
of our lives. There are no shortcuts
along our Christian journey, but we go in the faith and trust that God walks
with us every step of the way.
We are called to be stewards, good managers, of the mysteries of
God. Jesus is not as concerned about the
end product of our lives or all that we accomplish as He is that we be found
trustworthy along the path of that Christian journey. To follow Christ Jesus and live as a
faithful steward
of all of God’s riches upon us may include a few unexpected turns. Yet we are caught up in that Christ-story,
and we might be rather amazed at how fulfilling the whole process can be.
SAY YES to God’s call and become a steward, a
good manager of God’s mysteries, and you will find that God has some wonderful
surprises in store for you.
Pastor John
OPPORTUNITIES
FOR HOLY COMMUNION
September 5 Pentecost XIV
September 12 Pentecost XV
DO YOU HAVE SOME
ARTISTIC
TALENTS? WE NEED YOU
Beginning in September we will no longer be
using the bulletins purchased from Augsburg Fortress. The Councils of both Trondhjem Lutheran and
Hayward Lutheran made the decision to discontinue our subscription for these
bulletins.
Therefore, we will be designing our own
bulletin covers. That is why we need
those of you with artistic abilities. If
you (youth or adult) would like to be one of the people to design a bulletin
cover, please talk to Pastor John or Sharon or a member of
the Church Council.
DO YOU HAVE A STUDENT
GOING OFF TO COLLEGE?
If you have a student who will be going off
to college this fall and you would like them to receive the church paper,
please inform the church office of their address.
TRONDHJEM NEWS
SEPTEMBER
ASSIGNMENTS
Altar
Guild
Elaine Lukes
Coffee
Servers
September 12 Pastor John & Sharon
September 26 Emil & Bev Prantner
Communion
Assistant
Doug Thompson
SEPTEMBER
ACOLYTE/USHER
ASSIGNMENTS
September 5 Sean Kraushaar
and Andrew Reese
September 12 Jessica Naatz
& Megan Thompson
September 19 Scott Kraushaar
& Matthew Reese
September 26 Daniel Jax &
Cameron Kolbe
SEPTEMBER
BIRTHDAYS
September 1 Ralph George
September 8 Kim Naatz
September 12 Cortney Thostenson
September 16 Ken Benesh
September 22 Michael Severtson
SEPTEMBER
ANNIVERSARIES
September 1 Bette & Ralph
George
September 11 Arlyn & Joleen
Krause
September 14 Dale & Elaine
Lukes
September 22 Kiven & Cheryl
Lukes
September 25 Maynard & Anna
Johnson
MEMORIALS
GENERAL FUND
In memory of Ann Arett by M/M
Roger Krause,
In memory of Anna Arett by
M/M Robert Dana
In memory
of Matthew Rohne by M/M Jim Benesh, Sr.
In Memory
of Paul Olson by M/M Jim Benesh, Sr.
In memory of Paul Olson by Barb Prantner
BUILDING FUND
In memory of Paul Olson by
M/M Emil Prantner
In memory of Paul Olson by
Mary Cox
In memory of Matthew Rohne by
M/M Dale Lukes
KNOWN
TO HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED
Irene Benesh at
REMEMBER ICE CREAM SOCIAL
Mark your calendars now! The annual Trondhjem Pie and Ice Cream Social
will be held on Sunday, September 12th beginning at
Come and join us for the
delicious sloppy joes as well as “yummy home made pies” and ice cream to top it
off. And last, but not least, come and
join us for the fun and fellowship! The
proceeds will go to
THOMPSON
WINS THE GOLD
Sixteen-year-old Megan
Thompson, a member of
On
This past June, 2004, she
competed in the National Competition in
The main season for gymnastics
is December through March where she competes in the
Megan goes to the “Y” after
school during the school year as well as during the summer months. She averages about 8 hours of practice a
week. Before she was able to drive, her
parents would take her to the practices and meets. Now that she is able to drive she can get to
practice on her own. Megan says, “I am
grateful to my parents for their commitment and support over the years.”
Her future plans include
going to a college where she can compete in college-level gymnastics and
possibly major in veterinary medicine.
Megan is the daughter of Doug
& Peggy Thompson of
ATTENTION
TRONDHJEM SINGERS!
The TRONDHJEM
SINGERS will meet on Sunday, September 5th
at
We the people of
VISION STATEMENT
As a community of faith in Jesus Christ, we
will demonstrate care and compassion for one another and also to a world in
much need. God’s Word and the Holy
Sacraments are central to our life of faith.
As we grow and are nourished by these, we will bring the good news of
God’s forgiveness, life and salvation to those around us.
OUR STEWARDSHIP FOR 2004
Month Where we Actuals Should
be
January $8,358 $7,291.42
February $16,716 $16,032.34
March $25,074 $22.806.34
April $33,432 $30,555.34
May $41,790 $37,145.34
June $50,148 $42,566.00
July $58.506 $50,706.00
August $66,864 $55,796.00
As
of
A NOTE FROM YOUR TREASURER
THANK YOU to those of you who have made an extra effort to help with our summer
financial crunch. Even with your extra
efforts we needed to again borrow from the Building Fund Account to cover
expenses. Please help us get back on
schedule.
Sonja Johnson
Congregation Vice-President and Treasurer
SEPTEMBER
ASSIGNMENTS
Altar
Guild
Sally Anderson &
Carole Eggum
Coffee
Servers
September 5 Neal & Jean Skaar
September 12 Paul & Min Westland/Kris
Schultz & Dave Westland
September 19 Chris
& Kay Skaar/Tracy & Sue
Skaar
September 26 Shirley
Olson/Mary
Sharon Hemenway
Ushers
*Paul & Min
Westland
Brian, Jake & Ben
Berhow
David, Nathan &
Sara Westland
Faye, Christina &
Michelle Learn
Kris Schultz Melissa
Sather
Communion
and Offering Duty
Bob Armon &
Pat Frydenlund
SEPTEMBER
ACOLYTE/USHER SCHEDULE
September 5
September 12 Michelle Learn
& Dahna Wright
September 19 Zoe Hill &
Samantha Anderson
September 26 Cecilia Hill &
Josselyn Hill
SEPTEMBER ANNIVERSARIES
September 6 Doran
& Shirley Gray
September 13 Harriet
& Ashle Skaar
September 16 Kelly
Jo & Shane Christensen
September 28 Paul
& Barb Miller
SEPTEMBER
BIRTHDAYS
September 1 Wes Tennis
September 2
September 3 Brooke Woitas
September 5 Mabel Larson
Paul
Miller
September 6 Lucille Anderson
September 7 Jack Thisius
September 9 Amy Larson
September 13 Darrell Storlie
Vanessa
Storlie
September 14 Kevin Learn
September 15 Nathan Westland
September 16
September 17 Pauline Noland
Paul
Samuelson
Jerry
Noland
September 19 Audrey Cox
September 20 Lila Johnson
James
Skaar
Dale
Westland
September 22 Patrick Noland
September 24 Kristin Schultz
Mac Noland
September 25 Sue Skaar
September 27 Galen Johnson
September 29 Camilla Frydenlund
Brock
Noland
KNOWN
TO HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED
Carole Eggum in
Lila Esse in
Curt Larson Sr. in
MEMORIALS
LIFT FUND
In memory of Fremont
Fredrickson
In memory of Paul Olson
BUILDING FUND
In memory of Dwane Hargis
In memory of Paul Olson
CEMETERY FUND
In memory of Iner C. Sola
In memory of Paul Olson
ALTAR GUILD
In memory of Paul Olson
LIBRARY
In memory of Paul Olson
Dear
Friends,
I want to thank everyone for all the
prayers and cards, telephone calls and gifts.
Also thanks to Pastor Malm for his visits and prayers. All was appreciated. God’s blessing to you all.
Lois Schroeder
Thank you for thinking of me on my
graduation day with the gift of the small New Testament Bible.
Amy
Larson
A marriage may be made in heaven, but the maintenance must be done on
earth.
Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even
as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her
husband. Ephesians 5:33
ATTENTION
ALL SINGERS!!!
THE HAYWARD CHOIR will have its first rehearsal on Sunday, September 26 at
THE
WOMEN’S CHORUS will practice on Wednesday, September 8 at
THE MEN’S CHORUS will practice on Sunday, September 19th at
COME AND JOIN US!!
VOTE
FOR LIFE!
In last month’s synod
newsletter, “River Crossings,” our Bishop,
Pastor Usgaard, reminded us that, because of our country’s constitutional
separation of church and state, congregations and other church bodies need to
be very careful about not endorsing any particular political candidate. Federal IRS rules state that churches (the
corporate congregation) can certainly encourage people to participate in the
political process, but may not endorse candidates, contribute to their
campaigns, engage in fund-raising, distribute statements or engage in any other
activities that maybe beneficial or detrimental to any candidate. If a congregation or church body were to do
so, it would risk losing its non-profit status.
Some 500 years ago, Martin
Luther wrote quite a bit about church and government issues. In his treatise “Freedom
of a Christian,” he wrote “Christians should be
subject to the governing authorities and be ready to do every good…(and) by so doing serve others.” Luther was schooled in the ways of
In the education sessions I had last month with Dr. Marva Dawn on the Gospel of
John, she made reference to the current
presidential politics. She said, “I’m
a ‘Demopublican.’”. It was her way
of saying that she did not espouse to any particular political party or
candidate, but always made an effort to look at what each candidate was saying
about LIFE. What is this candidate saying or what is a particular party platform saying
about LIFE?
Which plan or policy contributes the most to LIFE? Who is going to work for those
policies that contribute consistently to LIFE? She reminded us that those are
biblically oriented questions.
Bishop Usgaard made reference
to Dr. Martin Marty, a retired Lutheran professor of Church History, who was
writing about another Lutheran and devout Christian, recently deceased, Senator
Paul Simon. When he was the Senator for
To be PRO-LIFE means much more than taking a stand against the practices of
abortion. One must be FOR the life of the mother, and FOR the life of those who are hungry and starving, and those who are
victimized by war and disease, storm and drought, prejudice and violence,
personal and corporate greed. One must
also be FOR the life of the soils, rivers and
lakes, and for the life of all God’s creatures,
especially those endangered by our human greed and stupidity. One must be FOR the life of this whole, beautiful blue planet. Dawn reminded us that Christians dare not get
sucked into single-issue causes that pull one away from being consistently FOR LIFE in the scope of the big picture.
When we stop and consider all
of these things together, then it gets a lot more involved and complicated to
determine who will be the best persons to represent us as a legislator, a
congressman, a senator or as governor or president. It tells us that we cannot take any of this
very lightly. It is a serious thing and
it calls us to read and listen and have conversation and learn well what
policies and platforms are being proposed.
There is that famous story
told by both Matthew (20) and Luke (20) about how the Jewish leaders sent out
some spies among those gathered around Jesus, hoping to entrap him into saying
or doing something by which they could then arrest Jesus and have done with
him. So they approached Jesus, saying
all kinds of flattering things about him, and then asked, “Is it lawful to
give taxes or payments of tribute to Caesar (the Roman Emperor)?” Jesus immediately perceived their craftiness
and asked them to show him a Roman coin (mmm, would a loyal Pharisaic Jew dare
have a tainted Gentile coin on his person?).
They gave him the coin and he asked whose head was inscribed on the
coin? They said it was that of the
Emperor. Jesus then said, in effect, “Give
to Caesar that which you are obligated by him to give (taxes), but then also
give to God what God expects you to give to God (isn’t that at least 10%, if
not everything?).”
Earlier, we noted Luther’s
words that “Christians should be subject to the governing authorities and be
ready to do every good…(and) by so doing serve
others…” As earthly citizens, we
make that investment of ourselves and some of our income in that government,
which we need for the sake of good order.
We believe that God does work through good government for the sake of
well being in the world. Jesus did not
pull us away from our being responsible citizens and participants in that
governmental process. As earthly
citizens we need to be true to God’s Word in Christ and seek to be FOR LIFE and FOR what is just and true and
life-giving for God’s whole creation.
ALTAR
GUILD
WOULD
YOU LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE FRESH
FLOWERS?
Fresh flowers for the altar are a beautiful
addition to our worship service. If you
wish to furnish flowers, all you need to do is call the Altar Guild president,
Marlene Thompson (373-3895). The Guild
will purchase and display the flowers for you, and if you wish, will put an
acknowledgement in the Sunday bulletin.
Cost of the flowers is usually about $15. Your generosity and support are greatly
appreciated. Thank you.
WELCA NEWS
WELCA TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ALTAR GUILD
At the next
meeting of the Hayward Women of the ELCA the women will be given a presentation
by Marlene Thompson as to the activities of the Altar Guild of Hayward
Lutheran.
The meeting will
be held on Wednesday, September 1st at
YOUTH NEWS
HOW SHALL WE THEN LIVE?
That was the
theme question for eight people from HLC, along with two counselor/guides from
PARENT/STUDENT CONFIRMATION ORIENTATION AND CLASSES SCHEDULED TO BEGIN
A Confirmation
Orientation meeting for all parents and confirmation
students is scheduled for Wednesday, September 8 at
Confirmation Class will begin
on Wednesday, September 15 at
SPORTS: WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
It is a time of the year when
a lot of us focus our attention on a number of different sports as the school
year begins. We have just finished
watching some of the thrills and heartaches of the Olympics in
About a year ago, a famous
professional tennis player retired from the game: Michael Chang. He wrote an article in the “USA Today” paper,
saying the following:
“As the curtain closes on my
professional tennis career, I close my eyes and remember 17 years filled with
hard work, drama, exhilaration and the occasional heartache. The Fab Four of my generation – Pete Sampras,
Andre Agassi, Jim Courier and I – have competed since the age of 8 when Pete
and I first played in
Sports teach a youngster many
qualities he will come to need in life, such as hard work, discipline, respect,
perseverance, character and, of course, sportsmanship. Granted, we never completely learn them the
first time around, but over time these traits become ingrained. And we take what we’ve learned and strive to
become the very best that we can be.
Winning titles and becoming one of the best become important.
But as our collective show
comes to a close, I’ve learned that while Grand Slam wins and world rankings
are important, they are by no means greater than life. None of us can play professionally forever,
but as professional athletes, we can use the platform given to us to make an
impression and a real difference.
Sports often are about who is the best and what seemingly impossible feat can be
achieved. But in the scheme of things, I
don’t believe sports ever were meant to be just that.
Sports really are about
encouraging, inspiring and touching hearts.
They are about making a difference and helping people to believe that
one can get through a difficult situation or that one can accomplish something
even though
everyone else believes otherwise. They
are about lifting up the spirit and changing a negative attitude into a
positive one. They are about saying, “I can”
or “I will” instead of “I can’t’ or “I probably won’t.” When did that ever get us anywhere?
Grand Slams, tournament wins,
prize money and endorsements…this generation has enjoyed much of that, but
hopefully, as we leave the stage to future generations, we will have left a
legacy where people were encouraged and inspired and hearts were touched.
Sports, when it comes right
down to it, should be a great way to inspire and bring people together. I know that’s how I got started, and I know
that’s how I want to finish.”
(Chang played in 17 consecutive U>S> Open Tennis Tournaments and
also won the French Open in 1989. He now
devotes his time to the Chang Family Foundation, seeking to help the needs of
others.)
SUNDAY
SCHOOL NEWS
RALLY SUNDAY IS COMING!
Come and Share in the Pot Luck Meal
Sunday, September
12th, marks the opening day of a Sunday School
year for children ages Pre-K through 9th grade.
Classes will be
held from
On September
12th we will share a POT LUCK MEAL following the Worship Service to share in some fellowship and fun to really kick
off the year. See you there!!
The Board of Education
LIBRARY NEWS
By Edith Samuelson and Bev
Noland, Librarians
LIBRARI
ANNS MEET
On July 29th the
Librari Anns held their meeting at
The title of her book is
Minnesota Memories. The author of this
book would appreciate any story you wish to submit about life in
Joan Claire Graham
LIBRARY
RE-ORGANIZING ALMOST COMPLETE
We have finished entering all
the books on the computer. The next step
is to categorize them properly and re-shelf them. We will also alphabetize the list of books
for your convenience.
The Library is in need of
three bookcases for the west wall of our library. If you wish to donate bookshelves, we would
appreciate them.
WELCA has plans to furnish
new carpeting for the Library and we thank them for that.
NEW
BOOKS HAVE BEEN PURCHASED
The following are books that
have been purchased for the library:
Grandma’s Attic by
Arleta Richardson – “Magical pieces of a day gone by…told by that natural
storyteller of loving families – Grandma, the one who never forgets the fun and
laughter of a simpler, perhaps richer time.”
Andrew, You Died Too Soon
by Corinne Chilstrom – “A family experience of grieving and living again after
losing a son to suicide.”
I Grew Up Little by
Patsy Clairmont – “The autobiography of a teenage girl who rebelled against
those times. She wanted more. She wanted something different. She wanted out.”
The Five Love Languages of
Teenagers by Gary Chapman – “You can more effectively meet your
adolescent’s need for love and thus, better support your child in every area of
life by gaining a better understanding of ‘The Five Love Languages of
Teenagers’”.
Simple Acts of Faith
by Norman Rockwell and text by Margaret Feinberg – “Stroll through Norman
Rockwell’s small-town
Noah, Build Your Boat,
edited by Jeff Kunkel – “Old Testament stories & pictures by kids.”
GOOD EARTH VILLAGE NEWS
THERE’S
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE AT
There are many events
scheduled at
September
11 – Confirmation Kick-off, a day event for confirmation classes.
October 2 – Work Day
8-9 – Youth Blast – a retreat for 3rd-6th
graders
10 – Family Fall Festival – an afternoon
for families
11-13 – A Spiritual Spa
– a getaway of scripture and pampering
14-15 –
Quilting Retreat
15-16 – Youth
Blast
20-21 –
Spiritual Direction Retreat
26-27 –
Quilting Retreat
29-31 –
Quilting Retreat
For more information on these
events, check out our web site at www.goodearthvillage.org
or call the camp office at 507-346-2494.
HAYWARD-TRONDHJEM
JOINT COUNCIL MEETING
The Parish Joint Council meeting was held
on
Present:
Obert Haldorson, Sonja Johnson, Keith Iverson, Pat Frydenlund, Randy
Eggum, Vickie Storlie, Shirley Kraushaar, Steve Kraushaar, Doug Thompson, Dale
Lukes, Sheldon Lukes, Pastor John, Sharon Malm.
Visitor: Deb Smith, ELCA
Randy Eggum presided over the meeting.
Obert Haldorson made a motion to accept the
agenda. Bob Armon seconded the
motion. Motion carried.
Pastor John gave devotions.
Deb Smith spoke on the ELCA Mission
Investment Funds and the different types available.
SECRETARY’S
REPORT: Sheldon Lukes made a motion to accept the Minutes of
the April 7th Joint Council meeting.
Sonja Johnson seconded the motion.
Motion carried.
CALENDAR: The Parish calendar was discussed. Pastor John reported that Pastor Lillejord
would be here for the Iverson/Wangler Wedding and was wondering about asking
him to preach on July 4th.
Keith Iverson made a motion to have a
ITEMS
TO CONSIDER:
Parsonage: The driveway and sidewalk project will be put off until
early September.
Sunday Bulletins:
The
subscription for the Sunday Bulletin covers was cancelled.
Sonja Johnson made a motion to adjourn the
meeting. Keith Iverson seconded the
motion. Motion carried.
Respectfully submitted,
Vickie Storlie, Secretary
The Hayward Lutheran Church Council met on
Present:
Randy Eggum, Sonja Johnson, Pat Frydenlund, Keith Iverson, Vickie
Storlie, Sharon Malm and Pastor John.
Randy Eggum presided over the meeting.
Sonja Johnson made a motion to accept the
agenda. Randy Eggum seconded the
motion. Motion carried.
SECRETARY’S
REPORT: Pat Frydenlund made a motion to accept the
Secretary’s report from the May 16th Council meeting. Bob Armon seconded the motion. Motion carried.
TREASURER’S
REPORT: Keith Iverson made a motion to accept the
Treasurer’s report. Vickie Storlie
seconded the motion. Motion carried.
ITEMS
TO CONSIDER:
Properties: Thermostats were purchased.
Garbage
Contract: Waste Systems will match
Thompson Sanitation’s price. Keith
Iverson made a motion that the church would stay with Waste Systems. Vickie Storlie seconded the motion. Motion carried. Pastor John will sign and send in the 2-year
contract.
Rocks
& Shrubs: Thanks to Dick, Gwen, Stephanie and Louie Larson.
Keith Iverson made a motion to adjourn the
meeting. Vickie Storlie seconded the
motion. Motion carried.
Respectfully submitted,
Vickie Storlie, Secretary
THIS ‘N’ THAT
I am writing to let you know about an
awesome experience our family enjoyed last year when we hosted an exchange
student from Kosovo through the Center for Cultural Interchange (CCI)
program. Johona is 18 years of age and
is from Prishtina, Kosovo, where she recently returned to complete her high
school education. Because Jehona enjoyed
meeting new people in Albert Lea, making new life-long high school friends,
attending dances, homecoming events, and prom, being a hockey manager, learning
new things and living in a different environment from which she has grown up,
her outlook for her future is much more positive. Johona’s family in Kosovo is a typical family
in Kosovo. Her father, Nygip, is a
computer engineer and earns $350.00 per month, if they want to pay him. Her mother, Elvira, is a housewife who stays
home to care for Jehona and her two younger sisters. Jehona’s grandpa lives with them also. The six family members reside in a
two-bedroom apartment. They only have
electricity two hours out of every eight hours.
This is a lifestyle far different from what Jehona experienced in
At the Albert Lea High School Jehona
completed her junior year of high school.
It’s hard for us to imagine what she must have thought when she walked
into our beautiful facility. Because of
Jehona’s positive experience in
Because of Jehona’s family circumstances in
Kosovo, she is unable to afford the Riverland tuition. There are very few
international scholarship available. We
are searching for sponsors for Jehona to attend college in
Thank you,
Dennis & Kristie Lau
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A LIE?
For all the
ladies who bake for church events
A couple of days later,
PIANO
DUET
Wishing to encourage her young son’s
progress on the piano, a mother took the boy to a Paderewski concert. After they were seated, the mother spotted an
old friend in the audience and walked down the aisle to greet her.
Seizing the opportunity to explore the
wonders of the concert hall, the little boy rose and eventually explored his
way through a door marked “NO ADDMITTANCE”.
When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the
mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing.
Suddenly, the curtains parted and
spotlights focused on the impressive Steinway on stage. In horror, the mother saw her little boy
sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.” At that moment, the great piano master made his
entrance, quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy’s ear, “Don’t
quit. Keep playing.”
Then leaning over, Paderewski reached down
with his left hand and began filling in a bass part. Soon his right arm reached around to the
other side of the child, and he added a running obbligato. Together, the old master and
the young novice transformed what could have been a frightening situation into
a wonderfully creative experience. The
audience was so mesmerized that they couldn’t recall what else the great master
played. Only the classic “Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star.”
Perhaps that’s the way it is with God. What we can accomplish on our own is hardly
noteworthy. We try our best, but the
results aren’t always gracefully flowing music.
However, with the hand of the Master, our life’s work can truly be
beautiful. Next time you set out to
accomplish great feats, listen carefully.
You may hear the voice of the Master, whispering in your ear, “Don’t
quit. Keep playing.”
May you feel His arms around you and know
that His hands are there helping you turn your feeble attempts into true
masterpieces. Remember, God doesn’t seem
to call the equipped; rather, He equips the ‘called.’ Life is more accurately measured by the lives
you touch than by the things you acquire.
NOAH’S
It is the year 2004 and Noah lives in the
The Lord speaks to Noah and says: “In one year I am going to make it rain and
cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people
and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an
Exactly one year later, a fierce storm
cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard
weeping. “Noah”, He shouted, “where is
the
“Lord, please forgive me!” cried
Noah. “I did my best but there were big
problems. First, I had to get a permit
for construction and your plans did not comply with the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw
the plans.
“Then I got into a fight with OSHA over
whether or not the
“Then my neighbor objected,
claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the
“I had problems getting enough wood for the
“When I started rounding up the other
animals, I got sued by an animal rights group.
They objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA
notified me that I could not complete the
“Then the Army Corps of Engineers demanded
a map of the proposed new flood plain. I
sent them a globe. Right now I am trying
to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people
aboard!
“The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming
that I’m building the
“Finally, the ACLU got the courts to issue
an injunction against further construction of the
“I really don’t think I can finish the
The sky began to clear, the sun began to
shine and the seas began to calm. A
rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked
up hopefully. “You mean you are not
going to destroy the earth, Lord?”
“No,” said the Lord sadly. “The government already has.”
PARISH NEWS DEADLINE
The
deadline for turning in articles and calendar information for the Parish News
is the 20th of each month.
Thank you for your cooperation.
ADDRESS CHANGE?
If
you or someone you know has had a change of address or phone number within this
past year, please inform the Church Office as soon as possible. Thank you for your help!
until early September.