THE PARISH NEWS
HAYWARD-TRONDHJEM LUTHERAN PARISH
Interim Pastor Dick Spande
373-8479 – Office
377-8214 – Home
Church e-mail – hlctlc@msn.com
Pastor’s e-mail dbspande@deskmedia.com
Vol. 14, No13
January,
2010
A MESSAGE FROM PASTOR Spande
When I agreed to take this interim I was told the call process would be on the “fast track.” By the time you are reading this I will be beginning my fourth month with you. The call committee has been doing their job faithfully but, as you have noticed, they have not found the right person.
What happened to the fast track? I think we are still on it. The call process takes time. Were we not on the fast track we would have probably just selected a call committee and would be working on the paperwork. We are far beyond that. In fact, we have made progress in other ways.
It did not take me long to realize that while pairing with
Pastor Bob and I have talked over these matters and are in agreement that ideally your new pastor would be a part of a team where responsibilities are shared. Each pastor would hopefully find areas of ministry that match his or her strengths. Very practically, this would mean the call committee is not looking for a visitation pastor. They are looking for a pastor who will be open to involvement in all phases of shared ministry.
It is not my role to influence whom you call as a new
pastor. What I have described are
simply my observations about the practicality of the present arrangement. From my first day with you I have wondered
one thing. Where are the youth? I know there are many who are concerned about
this. It is vital that
On a very different subject, when I “signed on” I said that we had
some plans made for travel. On Jan. 20
we will leave for
Finally the annual meeting is tentatively moved to February 7. This change will allow a bit more time to get the annual reports ready. With a new bookkeeper and secretary, it is appropriate to anticipate it might take a bit of time to assemble everything, even though she is very efficient.
While the call process is taking a bit longer than I initially thought, I have said that I will stay with you as your interim pastor if that is your desire. I don’t think it would serve your best interests for me to leave. I am not finding shut in visitation going as well as I would like. The problem is that my hospice visitation tends to be done at the same time of day I would make shut in calls.
We pray for God’s blessing on our endeavors and especially the call process.
This is my update for this
month.
Your interim pastor, Richard Spande
OPPORTUNITIES FOR HOLY COMMUNION
Minutes of the
Present: Neil Skaar, Wayne Kromminga,
Jim Becker, Faye Learn, Bonnie Felt, Todd Enderson,
Sonja Johnson, and Pastor Spande.
Meeting was called to order by President Neil Skaar.
Motion was made to accept the secretary’s report by
Motion was made to accept the treasurer’s report by
Steve Tufte will serve as
a mission interpreter for our church and the synod..
Motion made to change annual meeting to February 7th,
by Faye and seconded by Neil. (contingent on when Trondhjem has their meeting. Annual meeting will be same
day as Trondhjem’s Jan 31st at
Motion to adjourn by
Respectfully submitted.
Bonnie Felt
Thanksgiving in
Dear Friends.
The last 4 years
here, Thanksgiving has always been easy to remember - it is the day on which
Nathan returns from his
November
has been the best "short rains" we've seen, now in our 6th year here.
That means a decent chance for a harvest in 2 months. the
likelihood for livestock to have renewed grazing very shortly, and perhaps most
significantly, the restoration of hope. It has been well over a year since
there was any kind of good harvest in
northern
Our 13 hospitals with
teams and services funded through the U.S. Government met during Thanksgiving
week. As we also invited
the local church leaders from each site. there
were over 50 people from all over the country. While celebrating achievements,
including being "granted" another year to operate by the U.S. Gov.,
we also gave thanks for the recognition of key team and church issues at
certain places. Our first work trip in the New Year will be to our "
work is sorely needed. We are grateful to
know of the need.
From the 15th to the
17th this month we hold a training here in Arusha for
the 4 hospitals mentioned in our last letter, places which have "missed
out" on our major work and funding up to now. That alileaderships
have committed teams to come, and that we are ready for them, is definitely a
thanksgiving. Some of you have contribute funds for
this training, including the visits earlier this year which have made it all
possible. Thanks!
While the hardest
aspect of living here involves distance from immediate family, we can only give
thanks for this month of December. Not only is Nathan home. but
Kirsten (and Friend Ray) are visiting from
Thanksgiving
indeed.
Though always we remember those whose thanksgivings are more difficult, who can
only be grateful for hope, or who might still be struggling in darkness. Which is our Advent, knowing that hope is born out of darkness.
that promises have been and will be fulfilled. in our faith that Jesus was. is,
and is to come.
Kristopher
and Rebecca
From the Council Chair:
The response to my request for donations above and beyond to help pay off the ready reserve debt have been outstanding. We will be able to reduce that $5,800 burden considerably as a result. I am proud to be a part of a congregation which always seems to be able to rise to occasions and do whatever needs to be done. It will continue to be my goal to eliminate this debt entirely. Thank you for your willingness to support our church.
Neal Skaar
2009-2010
SUNDAY SCHOOL SCHEDULE
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Jan 10
Jan 24
Feb 14
Feb 28
Mar 14
Mar 28
Apr 11
Apr 25
May 9
May 23
I would
like to let everyone know that if you need anything you can contact me via
email either through the church email: hlctlc@msn.com
or my personal email : bobbi.hemenway@yahoo.com,
or you can reach me at home at 402-5398. Don’t be shy, stop and see me at the
office or drop me a line in an email. My office hours are Tues & Thurs

TRONDHJEM NEWS
JANUARY ASSIGNMENTS
Altar Guild Coffee Servers Communion Assistants
Elna Severtson January 10- Dean &
Charlotte Lukes
Sheldon & Ruth Lukes
January 31- Annual
Meeting
Acolytes Lectors Ushers
January
3- Reed Thostenson
January
3- Steve Kraushaar *Reed Thostenson
January
10- Anna Severtson January
10- Volunteer needed Anna
Severtson
January
17- Ethan Severtson
January 17-
Volunteer needed Madalyn Wangen
January
24- Madalyn Wangen January 24- Linda Kraushaar Emily Brekke
January
31- Emily Brekke January 31- Steve Kraushaar
JANUARY
BIRTHDAYS JANUARY ANNIVERSARIES
January 12- Barb Prantner
January 13- Garrett Lukes
January 24- Emil Prantner
January 25- Jill Rockers
January 31- Cody Huston
F.Y.I- Trondhjem’s Annual meeting will be on Sunday January 31st,
following worship. A brunch will be planned.
MEMORIALS
General Fund
In memory of Marion Brekke
by M/M Richard Kraushaar
In memory of Marvin Brekke
by Barb Prantner
In memory of Marvin Brekke
by M/M Emil Prantner
In memory of Marvin Brekke
by M/M Roger Severtson
In memory of Marvin Brekke
by M/M Sheldon Lukes
Sunday School
In memory of Ethel Anderson by M/M Roger Severtson
Missions
In memory of Marvin Brekke
by WELCA
HAYWARD NEWS
We the people of
VISION STATEMENT
As a
community of faith in Jesus Christ, we will demonstrate care and compassion for
one another and also to a world in much need.
God’s Word and the Holy Sacraments are central to our life of
faith. As we grow and are nourished by
these, we will bring the good news of God’s forgiveness, life and salvation to
those around us.
JANUARY ASSIGNMENTS
Altar Guild Coffee Servers Ushers
Bev Lunde & Kaye Tufte January
3- Dick & Gwen Hanson *Doran
& Shirley Gray January 10- Curt & Natalie
Larson Clayton Peterson January
17- Wayne & Janet Kromminga Logan
& Tate Tufte
January 24- Tammy & Randy Eggum/ Dick Hanson
Clayton
Peterson
January
31- Steve & Karen Sorenson/ Virginia Vandekamp
Communion Assistants Lectors Acolyte/Ushers
Todd Eggum & January 3- Neal Skaar January 3- Logan & Tate Tufte
Wayne Kromminga January 10- Steve Tufte January 10- Mitchell & Jay Skaar
January
17- Jean Skaar January 17- Kadie
& Kasie Habana
January
24- Neal Skaar January 24- Anna Englin
& Lindsay Nelson
January 31- Volunteer needed January 31- Bethany Tennis
JANUARY
BIRTHDAYS
January 2- Janet Iverson January
19- Bryanna Hanson
January 3-
Joshua Englin
January 20- Dan Johnson
January 6-
Keith Iverson January
20- Andrew Ladlie
January 9-
Louis Tufte January
20- Tyler Westland
January 15-
Christina Learn January
21- Carole Eggum
January
16- Jesse Woodson January 22- Katherine Barnick
January 16- Sara
Westland January 23- Bev Lunde
January 18- Dean Anderson January 23-
Joshua VandeKamp
January 18- Alice Englin
January 18-
F.Y.I.-
The annual meeting will be held on February 7th following the church
service.
MEMORIALS
General Fund
In memory of John Johnson by Camilla Frydenlund
In memory of John Johnson by M/M Neal Skaar
In memory of John Johnson by M/M Ashle
Skaar
In memory of John Johnson by M/M Daniel Parker
In memory of Catherine Hanson by Vern Frydenlund
In memory of Dwayne Rosenberg by M/M Curt Larson, M/M
David Paulson
In memory of Lorraine Willman
by M/M Curt Larson
In memory of Larry Severtson
by M/M David Paulson
In memory of Virgil Johnston by M/M Lou Larson
Poinsettias given by:
In Memory of:
LaVonne Williams Paul
Williams
Polly
Noland Loved ones
Sally
Anderson Loved ones
Lila Esse Carlyle Esse
Noona Barnick Son Chuch & Bob
Barnick
Faye
Olson Rudy Olson
Min
& Paul
Bob
& Cindy Armon Lunning-Armon
Family
Bill,
Lucille, & Rosalyn Lyle Alan Lyle
Kendall
& Lila Johnson Parents
Dave
& Marlene Thompson Loved ones
Jerry
& Bev Noland Harlan Wegner & Max Noland
Wayne
& Janet Kromminga Loved ones
Steve
& Kaye Tufte
Vern
& Bev Lunde Loved ones
Bob
& Bonnie Felt Loved ones
Lou
& Stephanie Larson Loved ones
Dan
& Sonja Johnson Loved ones
Neal
& Jean Skaar Arnold & Irene Skaar
Camilla
Frydenlund Victor Frydenlund
Ashle & Harriet Skaar John & Nora Frydenlund
WELCA NEWS
WELCA wishes to acknowledge and thank Diane Ladlie for the quilt, Lou Larson for the quilt chest, and
Bill Lyle for the rocking chair. Everything was handmade and they did a
wonderful job! Thank you so much!!!
PURPOSE STATEMENT
As a community of women created in the image of God, called to
discipleship in Jesus Christ, and empowered by the Holy Spirit, we commit ourselves
to grow in faith, affirm our gifts, support one another in our callings, engage in ministry and action, and
promote healing and wholeness in the church, the society and the world
ALTAR GUILD
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE FRESH FLOWERS?
Fresh
flowers for the altar are a beautiful addition to our worship service. If you wish to furnish flowers, all you need
to do is call the Altar Guild president, Marlene Thompson (373-3895). The Guild will purchase and display the
flowers for you, and if you wish, will put an acknowledgement in the Sunday
bulletin. Cost of the flowers is usually
about $20. Your generosity and support
are greatly appreciated. Thank you.
GOOD EARTH VILLAGE
OPPORTUNITIES
QUILTING RETREATS –December 4-6
A retreat of uninterrupted
sewing! Good Earth does the cooking and
cleaning and you do the creating! This
is a chance for you to do something you love without the distractions of home!
Cost includes devotions, lodging, linens and meals. A non-refundable $75 deposit is due with your
registration. Cost for weekend
retreats: $150/person; Cost for midweek
retreats: $100/person.
To register for these retreats, contact
Cookie
Bake:
We will be making about 10
different kinds of Christmas cookies and candies. You will take home
approximately one dozen of each goodie made and a booklet with the recipes.
Cost is $45/person which includes all ingredients for goodies, lunch on
Saturday and snacks on Sunday, and booklet with recipes. Please bring your own
containers to take your goodies home.
December12 (
December 13 (
Carols
of Christmas, Get Christmas Started Early!
Carol sing along, with old favorites and new creations. Come have
some coffee or cocoa, sit by the fire, and enjoy one of the church's most
precious treasures, the Christmas Carol. Cost is $25/person or $20/person for
groups with 8 or more. Cost includes programming and a
December 15
THIS
‘N’ THAT
Diary of a
December 8:
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the
best idea I've ever had. Shoveled snow for the first time in years and felt
like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the
snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so
I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such
a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry,
we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful!
Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to
see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is
such a nice man I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow lovely snow! 8" last night.
The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind
took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks.
This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. l didn't realize I would have to do quite this
much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l
wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the
electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was
very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her.
Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. I hate it
when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of snow
last night. More shoveling. Took all
day. Doggone snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to
shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying.
Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and
they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I
think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done
and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt
till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and
then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I
was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the
rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the idiot is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What?...is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month
ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the
shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the guy who drives
that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his nose. I know he hides
around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down
the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all
over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols
with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for that goldarn snowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1
slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes
my blood boil. I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a
donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad
attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful
Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was all HER
idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in.
THE WIFE is driving me crazy!!!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it
could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I
am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a
million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they
keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
~Author Unknown
Funnies =)
You know you're from
Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.
"Vacation" means going to Brainerd for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
You use a down comforter in the summer.
Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard,
without flinching.
You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors
unlocked.
You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye, and Leinenkugels.
You carry jumper cables in your car and all the women you know know how to use them.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store at any
given time.
You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'s.
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction.
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush
because you have to stop to talk to everyone in town.
You actually understand these jokes and will pass them on to all your
friends from
One winter morning a couple was listening to
the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today You must park your car on
the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.'
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, 'We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ..........................'
Then the power dies.
With the love and
understanding in his voice that some men who have been married for years
exhibit, Norman says, 'Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?'

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower.
“How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher.
“I’m just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle,” said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, “Will you take my bike in trade for it?”
The boy said, “You got a deal.”
The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, “I can’t get this mower to start.”
The little boy said, “That’s ’cause you have to cuss at it to get it started.”
The preacher said, “I’m a minister, and I can’t cuss. It’s been so long since I’ve been saved that I don’t know if I even remember how to cuss.”
The little boy looked at him happily and said, “Just keep pulling on that string. It’ll come back to ya!”
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